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I belly laughed out loud:

From Dooce.com

"Jon is about this close to activating the parental controls on our DirecTV so that I can no longer watch anything on Discovery Health Channel or TLC. It started a few months ago when I accidentally stumbled upon a show about a new fad in childbirth called Freebirthing where women have their babies at home without the aid of a nurse or midwife or any trained professional. And at one point there was this three-year-old kid going WHY IS MOMMY SCREAMING LIKE THAT?! And the woman is clawing at this head coming out from between her legs, and she's all GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! Except, there is no one there who knows how to get it out, and her husband is just standing there shrugging like DUDE, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA!"


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Hi Daddy

We misssssss youuuuuuuu!
xo!
(Aidan and I have crazy beach hair, hahahahha)




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Hi from the BEACH!

Homework

I just did this, and my jaw is still on the floor from the shock of what I discovered.


Take several deep belly breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth.
On the outbreath make an audible "AHHHH" sound
Do this until your mind is calm and quiet.
Shift your awareness from behind your eyes slowly down your face and neck and into your heart.
For THREE- FOUR minutes STRAIGHT, continually finish this phrase:
"If I wasn't afraid, I would..."

AMAZING what you will find out about yourself and what you really want!

PICNIC IN THE PARK!

So I'm thinking it's about damn time we have a BBQ/PICNIC at Freedom Park.  Bring your babies and dogs, husbands, boyfriend/girlfriends, ferrets, what the hell ever and come HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatcha think?

I'm thinking Sat/Sun.

Input????

16 Months Old

It's been a long while since I have posted pics, so here are a few.  We went to discovery place today, so there are some pics from that in here, but also from the past few weeks.

Aidan is now nearly 16 months old and is learning new words everyday and will show you his belly if you ask :)




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First Offical "Bad Mom" Moment

I'm sure there have been minor mommy infractions made on my part in the past almost 16 months, but today was the first real strike against my Mommy card.

I dropped Aidan ON HIS FACE...

We were playing airplane (he was laying on my shins, not the toss in the air kind) and I would flip him up and he was laughing hysterically and then on the last flip up he went past vertical, Flipped over and BAM- on his FACE.

He looked up and his little face was all BLOODY! 

IT WAS BLOODY!!!!!!!

The gums above his two front teeth were bleeding (I think...it might have been the inside of his lip- I couldn't tell very well since it was all bloody) and he was FREAKING OUT (as was I- Jackie was handling things quite nicely).  He's ok now, but when your baby looks up at you covered in blood because you DIDN'T CATCH HIM LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, you basically feel like the WORST person in the world.

Mommy is sorry Aidan...SOOOO SORRY- Please don't remember this and be traumatized forever (good point on this, James).